Bank Official summed up

Ek aadmi loan lene bank gaya.

Aadmi: Sir loan lena hai.

Bank Adhikaaree: Bank mein khaata hai?

Aadami: Nahi Sir, main to ghar pe hi khaata hoon.
Agar aap kaho to bank mein kha liya karunga.

Bank Adhikaaree: - Chal bhaag yahaan se... Hurr ..